I just discovered that I have never posted anything about this idiotic holiday. And, since everyone in the universe is posting videos from one of my favorite movies, I figured I better jump in...but instead of the same clips as everyone else, I went with one of my favorite scenes:
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
After Big Whiskey...
This is something new I plan on doing every so often. I will take a movie and write about where they are nowadays. No, not the actual actors, but the characters. My blog, my idiotic ideas.
Unforgiven
One of my all-time favorite movies. I think most of you know the premise, well I was wondering what happened after that night at Greely's Bar. Time for some hard-hitting investigative journalism...or a bunch of made-up stuff.
William Munny
He moved his kids out to San Francisco, where they did very well in dried goods. Whatever the hell that means. He actually ran into Wyatt Earp in 1902. Earp knew exactly who Munny was, but unfortunately, the two men were way too old to get into anything. Earp just let Munny go and they spoke about the fates of a bunch of lawmen and villains they both knew.
Munny died in 1905, at the age of 92. After that night in Big Whiskey, he never touched alcohol again and he never killed anyone again.
Schoefield Kid
He got those spectacles and never had to worry about not being able to see. The funny thing was that with those glasses, he was actually a remarkable shot, but he became a devout Catholic and never even raised his hand against another man.
Remember Little Sue? Well after everything happened, she left Big Whiskey and on her way east, she actually ran into the Schoefield Kid. They traveled together and eventually got married. They moved to Boston, where the Kid (going by Trevor Darrow) practiced law for nearly fifty years.
Trevor and Sue had three kids and lived happily ever after.
English Bob
Things did not go so well for English Bob. After the beating he took from Little Bill, he decided to return to England.
Unfortunately, he was not well liked in England either. In fact, the whole reason he was in America to begin with: he was wanted for murder. Yeah, he shot a guy in the back when he was 17 years old and fled to America.
Needless to say, someone recognized him and turned him over to Scotland Yard (it is rumored that the man who arrested him was Inspector Lestrade with help from someone in the private sector). English Bob was then executed after a very quick trial. The family of the murdered man was quite pleased.
Delilah Fitzgerald
The whore who was cut up. She actually was inspired by the kind words of William Munny and decided to step-up and do something with her life. With Little Bill dead, there was a void in the county's power structure.
She decided to fill that void. No, she did not become the new sheriff. Instead she ran for mayor of Big Whiskey and actually won. People feared that Munny would return if they went against her. She was the first female mayor in Wyoming history.
She was also a major player in the Women's Suffrage Movement.
Charley Hecker
He was the only deputy to survive Will's rampage. After the whole thing ended, he was the new sheriff of Big Whiskey. Until the following election in November.
Oddly enough though, he won the election. He did things differently than Little Bill. He and newly elected mayor Delilah decided to outlaw prostitution, which helped reduce crime. Also, it helped to reduce the population, since the 12 prostitutes decided to move elsewhere.
He died in a gunfight about eight years later.
W.W. Beauchamp
He continued his travels looking for folks to interview. He made his way up to South Dakota and ended up finding a place that kept him frozen in time. He was later thawed out and given a job at a warehouse.
William Munny Jr.
Will sent both of his children to school in San Francisco. Will Jr. eventually went to school back east and received a degree from Yale. He returned to San Francisco and took over his father's business. Within a few years he turned into the largest import/export companies on the west coast.
He eventually became the third richest man in America. His company became one of the first multinational conglomerates. He ended up having a falling out with some of his Skull & Bones friends and decided to stop giving money to Yale.
He helped fund a new school in the west coast: Stanford. That is why, to this day, the Stanford library is known as the Billy Munny Library.
One of the things he did purchase was a giant pig farm, where he visited once a year and rumor has it, delighted in watching those damned pigs get slaughtered...
Unforgiven
One of my all-time favorite movies. I think most of you know the premise, well I was wondering what happened after that night at Greely's Bar. Time for some hard-hitting investigative journalism...or a bunch of made-up stuff.William Munny
He moved his kids out to San Francisco, where they did very well in dried goods. Whatever the hell that means. He actually ran into Wyatt Earp in 1902. Earp knew exactly who Munny was, but unfortunately, the two men were way too old to get into anything. Earp just let Munny go and they spoke about the fates of a bunch of lawmen and villains they both knew.
Munny died in 1905, at the age of 92. After that night in Big Whiskey, he never touched alcohol again and he never killed anyone again.
He got those spectacles and never had to worry about not being able to see. The funny thing was that with those glasses, he was actually a remarkable shot, but he became a devout Catholic and never even raised his hand against another man.
Trevor and Sue had three kids and lived happily ever after.
English Bob
Things did not go so well for English Bob. After the beating he took from Little Bill, he decided to return to England.
Unfortunately, he was not well liked in England either. In fact, the whole reason he was in America to begin with: he was wanted for murder. Yeah, he shot a guy in the back when he was 17 years old and fled to America.
Needless to say, someone recognized him and turned him over to Scotland Yard (it is rumored that the man who arrested him was Inspector Lestrade with help from someone in the private sector). English Bob was then executed after a very quick trial. The family of the murdered man was quite pleased.
Delilah Fitzgerald
The whore who was cut up. She actually was inspired by the kind words of William Munny and decided to step-up and do something with her life. With Little Bill dead, there was a void in the county's power structure.She decided to fill that void. No, she did not become the new sheriff. Instead she ran for mayor of Big Whiskey and actually won. People feared that Munny would return if they went against her. She was the first female mayor in Wyoming history.
She was also a major player in the Women's Suffrage Movement.
Charley Hecker
He was the only deputy to survive Will's rampage. After the whole thing ended, he was the new sheriff of Big Whiskey. Until the following election in November.Oddly enough though, he won the election. He did things differently than Little Bill. He and newly elected mayor Delilah decided to outlaw prostitution, which helped reduce crime. Also, it helped to reduce the population, since the 12 prostitutes decided to move elsewhere.
He died in a gunfight about eight years later.
W.W. Beauchamp
He continued his travels looking for folks to interview. He made his way up to South Dakota and ended up finding a place that kept him frozen in time. He was later thawed out and given a job at a warehouse.
William Munny Jr.
Will sent both of his children to school in San Francisco. Will Jr. eventually went to school back east and received a degree from Yale. He returned to San Francisco and took over his father's business. Within a few years he turned into the largest import/export companies on the west coast.
He eventually became the third richest man in America. His company became one of the first multinational conglomerates. He ended up having a falling out with some of his Skull & Bones friends and decided to stop giving money to Yale.
He helped fund a new school in the west coast: Stanford. That is why, to this day, the Stanford library is known as the Billy Munny Library.
One of the things he did purchase was a giant pig farm, where he visited once a year and rumor has it, delighted in watching those damned pigs get slaughtered...
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Oscar Pool
So, if you want to compete against me this year, just head here. The group name is Ngewo's World and the password is joshcroyle. Should be easy enough, right? The winner will get my undying respect.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
I love the deduction process he uses during fight scenes. I especially loved it at the end when he fought Professor Moriarty, when both characters are laying out the way the fight will go.
I feel like this plot (Professor Moriarty trying to start a massive world war) was the plot for League of Extraordinary Gentleman. Any Holmes fans out there know if that was something Moriarty planned to do in the book? From what I can tell that was never really what he was up to.
Also, I have one complaint: the scene where Holmes tosses Mary out of the train. I am pretty sure someone would be severely hurt if they got thrown out of a train into a body of water. I guess that is not too bad though if that is my only complaint.
I recommend going to see it if you have not already done so.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
2012: The End is Here
Anyways, throughout the year I plan on writing as much as I can about the idiocy of these people who believe in this crap. I know, I should not give it any attention, but the way people misconstrue things to fit this idea cracks me up. Neither here nor there though.
The sad thing about the whole 2012 thing is the way gullible people just buy into it. This kid at work argued with me up and down about how it was going to happen because scientists said so on the History Channel. He thinks it will be massive earthquakes and all of civilization will collapse.
I tried to explain to him that the Mayans did not really predict the end of the world, just the end of the cycle, like when your calendar runs out and you need a new one. He did not get it. Also, he thinks aliens are constantly attacking the planet, so he is more or less a moron. But hey, at least he is stocking up on bottled water...
Here is another scary thought: how many people are taking this sort of thing into consideration when they vote for president? Maybe people think Mitt Romney looks like the kind of guy who could lead during the end of the world.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Dark Tower Casting: Eddie Dean
I was watching A Gifted Man, okay not really watching it, but the TV was on and it came on. I never saw the show before, but then this character came on and he reminded me of Eddie Dean from The Dark Tower series.
This got me thinking, I should do a casting for the Dark Tower, especially since the movie/show is still in talks. When I read the books, I always pictured Kevin Corrigan as Eddie. His performance in the crappy show, Grounded for Life made me think of Eddie or vice versa. Sarcastic and silly, always on the verge of driving a serious person insane.
I thought he would be perfect, especially since he was from the Bronx, had the accent and whatnot. Unfortunately, as time went on, he started to look really old. I highly doubt he could pull off a 21 year old.
Anyways, the guy I saw tonight could pull it off. Plus, he is pretty much a no name. Seriously, who the hell has heard of Rhys Coiro? He is not so young either, 32, but I think he would have a better chance to pull it off than someone younger. I do remember him from 24, well vaguely.
For those of you who are fans of the series, let me know what you think. Who should play Eddie? Think about this, do you want Shia Lebouf trying to battle Blaine the Monorail? Do you want Casey Affleck reciting the Gunslingers mantra? Every actor suggested is either some pretty boy, or someone ridiculous. I do like Aaron Paul (Jesse from Breaking Bad), but would he really want to play another addict?
I think this is a pretty good drawing of Eddie...
This got me thinking, I should do a casting for the Dark Tower, especially since the movie/show is still in talks. When I read the books, I always pictured Kevin Corrigan as Eddie. His performance in the crappy show, Grounded for Life made me think of Eddie or vice versa. Sarcastic and silly, always on the verge of driving a serious person insane.
I thought he would be perfect, especially since he was from the Bronx, had the accent and whatnot. Unfortunately, as time went on, he started to look really old. I highly doubt he could pull off a 21 year old.Anyways, the guy I saw tonight could pull it off. Plus, he is pretty much a no name. Seriously, who the hell has heard of Rhys Coiro? He is not so young either, 32, but I think he would have a better chance to pull it off than someone younger. I do remember him from 24, well vaguely.
For those of you who are fans of the series, let me know what you think. Who should play Eddie? Think about this, do you want Shia Lebouf trying to battle Blaine the Monorail? Do you want Casey Affleck reciting the Gunslingers mantra? Every actor suggested is either some pretty boy, or someone ridiculous. I do like Aaron Paul (Jesse from Breaking Bad), but would he really want to play another addict?
Friday, November 4, 2011
The Fifth of November
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Wheel of Time Casting: The Guys
This one should make the ladies happy. Again, this is not all the major guys from the books, but instead just some of the major guys. I did not include any of the White Cloaks yet because I plan on doing them and some others together. Also, I am sure at some point more characters will be introduced, so whatever.
Tam al'Thor
Rand's father during the first few books. Although as he travels about the world, we start to get the hint that this might not be the truth. Then we learn that he was adopted by Tam. The man seems like a simple shepherd at the beginning, but then we find out that he possesses a heron-marked blade, which means he is a blade-master.
Also, he ran away as a young man and joined the army and became a blade-master. This is a good thing for Rand because the Flame/Void trick he teaches Rand, which helps Rand focus during archery and other tasks (like sword play), also helps him focus saidin.
We need a bigger guy, who plays the kind of quiet, gruff, but also very likeable father. He needs to be believable as a farmer, but also as a warrior. He needs to be good looking enough that all the ladies of the Two Rivers want to play match-maker for him. How about Nathan Fillion? That dude is just so damn cool. Let him grow a beard and he would be perfect (he should probably just be in every movie at this point).
Gawyn Trakand
The brother of Elayne. He is supposed to be her protector and whatnot. He is also in love with Egwene (and she with him). He looks a good bit like his sister and he is a pretty damn good swordsman.
During the White Tower problems, when they oust Siuan, he kills a couple Warders (his teacher actually) and forms a small army called the Younglings. I also remember him as the cocky kid who finds Rand at the palace and keeps cracking jokes about him.
I figured Alexander Ludwig would be a pretty good choice to play Gawyn. He has the looks and in some of the movies I have seen, he has the cocky/brash attitude.
Galad Damodred
You cannot mention Gawyn without talking about his half-brother Galad. Actually, Galad is also Rand's half-brother, and the two look a little bit alike. Here is really all you need to know about Galad: women think he is sexy. I mean every woman out there. He and Gawyn practice without shirts and all the Aes Sedai stop and watch him. He has a thing for Egwene, but she does not have a thing for him.
Later he joins the White Cloaks and almost has his mind blown when he finds Elayne and Nynaeve. Apparently he will always do the right thing. To the point of idiocy. He swears to get his half-sister back to Andor, but he also swore to bring in any Aes Sedai...this kind of thing can make his head explode.
Anyways, when you think of a sexy guy out there, who do you picture? How about Paul Walker? Plus, some people claim he looks like my pick for Rand.
Gareth Bryne
One of the greatest generals in the world. He was the leader of the Andoran armies, but then when Rahvin came into Morgase's life, she pushed him away and banished him out of Caemlyn.
During his banishment, he runs in Siuan and follows her to Salidar, where the rebel Aes Sedai convince him to build and lead an army against Tar Valon.
I picture him as a stoic individual, with a great mustache or goatee. Who better than Tom Selleck? Plus, have you seen him in Las Vegas? He could definitely pull off that smug, know it all, who torments Siuan.
Thom Merrilin
This guy shows up in the Two Rivers as a gleeman. He is basically an entertainer who will perform during the festival and then leave town.
He gets caught up with Rand and the gang and never looks back. We later learn that he was a court bard in Andor and used to sleep with Morgase. He pretty much teaches Rand a ton of cool things and even saves his life by taking on a Half-man.
Nowadays he is seen most of the time with Elayne and Nynaeve. He is also good friends with Mat, who likes to play Stones with him since Mat's luck skills have no effect on the game. So who could play a character like Thom? Someone with a huge personality and an awesome mustache? People always mention Sam Elliot, but he is a bit too old.
Fortunately, I have a person who would make the role come alive. When it comes to eccentric, go no further than everyone's favorite nutjob: Nic Cage! Let him take a year and grow out the mustache and he would be perfect.
Juilin Sandar
A simple thief-catcher from Tear. At first he betrays Elayne and Nynaeve to the Black Ajah and they are imprisoned in the Stone of Tear. He then helps Mat break in and rescue them.
After that he is pretty much by those two ladies side, along with Thom, for many adventures. Where Thom is great at getting information through nobles and the higher ups, Juilin is able to find things out from the dregs of society.
The people of Tear are described as having darker skin/darker eyes. I just kept picturing him as Sayid from Lost. Naveen Andrews would be pretty awesome, especially since we know he can play a pretty bad-ass individual.
Mazrim Taim
A man who can channel. He has been causing trouble for years, but recently called himself the Dragon Reborn. He was captured by Aes Sedai, but he escaped before they could gentle him. He then heard about Rand's amnesty to men who could channel and decided to join him.
He knows how to do plenty of stuff, since he has been channeling for awhile and has yet to go crazy. He is able to copy something Rand does after only seeing it once. Rand has him teach the Black Tower men, even though Rand knows there is something off about Taim and that he cannot be trusted.
They describe him as skinny and with a little of an attitude about him. I kind of picture him to talk a bit like Scar from The Lion King. Every site I found says that Jason Isaacs should play him (I am guessing that Taim turns out to be a bad guy at some point, since people are not usually creative). However, I picture Willem Dafoe. He is a fantastic actor, and he would easily pull off that not-so-trusting guy that is trying to help you role. I mean, just look at the guy!
Logain Ablar
The monster we hear about in the first book who claimed to be the Dragon Reborn. He is captured and gentled by the Aes Sedai. He pretty much disappears until all the crap happens with Siuan. When they escape the Tower, they bring him along.
He believes he will get his revenge, but instead Siuan uses him to convince other Aes Sedai that Elaida and the Red Ajah set him up at the Dragon Reborn in order to further their own agenda. Most of the time he seems depressed and pretty out of it. Fortunately, every time Min looks at him, she sees great things in his future.
Eventually, Nynaeve cures him of being gentled and heals him back to his normal strength. She is the first person to ever do such a thing. Egwene later helps him escape and tells him to go to Rand. I am hoping/guessing that eventually he will square off with Mazrim Taim.
He is described as a big guy, and very king-like. I picture Eric Bana every single time I read a chapter with him. Think of Bana from Troy.
Masema Dagar
Speaking of a guy helping Rand. How about our good buddy Masema? Funny story, remember how in the first couple books the armies of Shienar are all badass and whatnot. Then after awhile, you never really hear much about them again. There was one soldier who pretty much hated Rand, especially when they were searching for the Horn, his name was Masema. He thought it was bullshit that Rand was named the second in command and all that jazz.
After Falme, Masema realizes that Rand is the Dragon Reborn and declares himself a loyal servant. Well, at some point Moraine sends the soldiers in search of someone and Masema starts calling himself the Prophet of the Dragon Reborn. From there, shit gets kind of screwy.
He collects people to him like crazy and pretty much causes chaos wherever he goes. At some point, Rand will have to send someone to deal with this lunatic. Who could play a tough soldier, who might be a bit insane? Christian Bale. No question. I can see him now screaming at a queen about her style of dress, using his cool Batman voice...
Uno
Honestly, this guy is such a minor character, but he is great comic relief. I get the feeling that he is an old soldier, with his eye-patch and scars. He eventually helps Nynaeve and Elayne escape somewhere and make it to Salidar. I think he is in Gareth Bryne's army nowadays.
I like Michael Keaton. I think he could pull off the old soldier thing and the funny, trying not to swear around the ladies part. Whatever, these are my choices, live with it. And it would be great uniting all the Batman actors together. I just need Val Kilmer and Adam West...
Abell Cauthon
Mat's dad. Not much to really say about the guy. He is basically a background character who helps Tam during the Two Rivers wars against the Trollocs. Mat mentions that he is great with a quarter-staff.
I figured you need someone who is a bit of a smart-ass to play Mat's father. How about Ty Burrell, do you remember him from Dawn of the Dead? He was pretty funny. Again, this is another one that you just have to accept from me.
Padan Fain
The peddler who shows up at the beginning and turns out to be a Darkfriend. Then we learn that things went very wrong for him in life. He ends up becoming something of pure evil. I do not even think he has any loyalty to the Dark One anymore, since he likes to kill Fades for fun.
He has one goal and that is to kill Rand and everyone he loves. He is absolutely insane. He is described as having a big nose and being a pretty ugly fellow. He is tall and lanky (I think). I personally think Adrian Brody should probably play him. Basically because of the nose thing.
Davrim Bashere
Faile's father and another of those great generals. He has not really played a major part so far except to offer Rand advice. I do know that he is described as kind of short, but I did not take that into consideration. I figured since I went with Middle Eastern for Faile, I should probably do so for her father.
To be perfectly honest, no one really came to mind. I found this picture of Faran Tahir and figured he could pull the role off, but I am not really all that pleased with it. Maybe someone else has a better suggestion.
Lews Therin Telamon
The original Dragon. The guy that went crazy and broke the world. The most powerful Aes Sedai ever. Remember how when I described some of the Foresaken, they turned to the Dark One out of jealous and because they were tired of playing second fiddle to Lews?
Unfortunately, minus flashbacksWwe are only going to hear his voice in Rand's head most of the time. And at times that voice needs to sound like a completely insane person. So, what actor out there could pull off such an awesome role? What guy is good looking enough to cause guys like George Clooney and Daniel Craig to be pissed off? Is there really a question here? Brad Pitt would knock this one out of the park.
Alright, that is it for this round. Like I said, there will probably be some more at some point. Still plenty of characters I have omitted. Next time it will probably be Aes Sedai. Should be fun (mostly hot girls!). As always the drawings after the jump are brought to you by Seamassketches.
Rand's father during the first few books. Although as he travels about the world, we start to get the hint that this might not be the truth. Then we learn that he was adopted by Tam. The man seems like a simple shepherd at the beginning, but then we find out that he possesses a heron-marked blade, which means he is a blade-master.
Also, he ran away as a young man and joined the army and became a blade-master. This is a good thing for Rand because the Flame/Void trick he teaches Rand, which helps Rand focus during archery and other tasks (like sword play), also helps him focus saidin.
We need a bigger guy, who plays the kind of quiet, gruff, but also very likeable father. He needs to be believable as a farmer, but also as a warrior. He needs to be good looking enough that all the ladies of the Two Rivers want to play match-maker for him. How about Nathan Fillion? That dude is just so damn cool. Let him grow a beard and he would be perfect (he should probably just be in every movie at this point).
Gawyn Trakand
The brother of Elayne. He is supposed to be her protector and whatnot. He is also in love with Egwene (and she with him). He looks a good bit like his sister and he is a pretty damn good swordsman.
During the White Tower problems, when they oust Siuan, he kills a couple Warders (his teacher actually) and forms a small army called the Younglings. I also remember him as the cocky kid who finds Rand at the palace and keeps cracking jokes about him.
I figured Alexander Ludwig would be a pretty good choice to play Gawyn. He has the looks and in some of the movies I have seen, he has the cocky/brash attitude.
Galad Damodred
You cannot mention Gawyn without talking about his half-brother Galad. Actually, Galad is also Rand's half-brother, and the two look a little bit alike. Here is really all you need to know about Galad: women think he is sexy. I mean every woman out there. He and Gawyn practice without shirts and all the Aes Sedai stop and watch him. He has a thing for Egwene, but she does not have a thing for him.
Later he joins the White Cloaks and almost has his mind blown when he finds Elayne and Nynaeve. Apparently he will always do the right thing. To the point of idiocy. He swears to get his half-sister back to Andor, but he also swore to bring in any Aes Sedai...this kind of thing can make his head explode.
Anyways, when you think of a sexy guy out there, who do you picture? How about Paul Walker? Plus, some people claim he looks like my pick for Rand.
One of the greatest generals in the world. He was the leader of the Andoran armies, but then when Rahvin came into Morgase's life, she pushed him away and banished him out of Caemlyn.
During his banishment, he runs in Siuan and follows her to Salidar, where the rebel Aes Sedai convince him to build and lead an army against Tar Valon.
I picture him as a stoic individual, with a great mustache or goatee. Who better than Tom Selleck? Plus, have you seen him in Las Vegas? He could definitely pull off that smug, know it all, who torments Siuan.
Thom Merrilin
This guy shows up in the Two Rivers as a gleeman. He is basically an entertainer who will perform during the festival and then leave town.
He gets caught up with Rand and the gang and never looks back. We later learn that he was a court bard in Andor and used to sleep with Morgase. He pretty much teaches Rand a ton of cool things and even saves his life by taking on a Half-man.
Nowadays he is seen most of the time with Elayne and Nynaeve. He is also good friends with Mat, who likes to play Stones with him since Mat's luck skills have no effect on the game. So who could play a character like Thom? Someone with a huge personality and an awesome mustache? People always mention Sam Elliot, but he is a bit too old.
Fortunately, I have a person who would make the role come alive. When it comes to eccentric, go no further than everyone's favorite nutjob: Nic Cage! Let him take a year and grow out the mustache and he would be perfect.Juilin Sandar
A simple thief-catcher from Tear. At first he betrays Elayne and Nynaeve to the Black Ajah and they are imprisoned in the Stone of Tear. He then helps Mat break in and rescue them.
After that he is pretty much by those two ladies side, along with Thom, for many adventures. Where Thom is great at getting information through nobles and the higher ups, Juilin is able to find things out from the dregs of society.
The people of Tear are described as having darker skin/darker eyes. I just kept picturing him as Sayid from Lost. Naveen Andrews would be pretty awesome, especially since we know he can play a pretty bad-ass individual.
A man who can channel. He has been causing trouble for years, but recently called himself the Dragon Reborn. He was captured by Aes Sedai, but he escaped before they could gentle him. He then heard about Rand's amnesty to men who could channel and decided to join him.
He knows how to do plenty of stuff, since he has been channeling for awhile and has yet to go crazy. He is able to copy something Rand does after only seeing it once. Rand has him teach the Black Tower men, even though Rand knows there is something off about Taim and that he cannot be trusted.
They describe him as skinny and with a little of an attitude about him. I kind of picture him to talk a bit like Scar from The Lion King. Every site I found says that Jason Isaacs should play him (I am guessing that Taim turns out to be a bad guy at some point, since people are not usually creative). However, I picture Willem Dafoe. He is a fantastic actor, and he would easily pull off that not-so-trusting guy that is trying to help you role. I mean, just look at the guy!
Logain Ablar
The monster we hear about in the first book who claimed to be the Dragon Reborn. He is captured and gentled by the Aes Sedai. He pretty much disappears until all the crap happens with Siuan. When they escape the Tower, they bring him along.
He believes he will get his revenge, but instead Siuan uses him to convince other Aes Sedai that Elaida and the Red Ajah set him up at the Dragon Reborn in order to further their own agenda. Most of the time he seems depressed and pretty out of it. Fortunately, every time Min looks at him, she sees great things in his future.
Eventually, Nynaeve cures him of being gentled and heals him back to his normal strength. She is the first person to ever do such a thing. Egwene later helps him escape and tells him to go to Rand. I am hoping/guessing that eventually he will square off with Mazrim Taim.
He is described as a big guy, and very king-like. I picture Eric Bana every single time I read a chapter with him. Think of Bana from Troy.
After Falme, Masema realizes that Rand is the Dragon Reborn and declares himself a loyal servant. Well, at some point Moraine sends the soldiers in search of someone and Masema starts calling himself the Prophet of the Dragon Reborn. From there, shit gets kind of screwy.
He collects people to him like crazy and pretty much causes chaos wherever he goes. At some point, Rand will have to send someone to deal with this lunatic. Who could play a tough soldier, who might be a bit insane? Christian Bale. No question. I can see him now screaming at a queen about her style of dress, using his cool Batman voice...Uno
Honestly, this guy is such a minor character, but he is great comic relief. I get the feeling that he is an old soldier, with his eye-patch and scars. He eventually helps Nynaeve and Elayne escape somewhere and make it to Salidar. I think he is in Gareth Bryne's army nowadays.
I like Michael Keaton. I think he could pull off the old soldier thing and the funny, trying not to swear around the ladies part. Whatever, these are my choices, live with it. And it would be great uniting all the Batman actors together. I just need Val Kilmer and Adam West...Abell Cauthon
Mat's dad. Not much to really say about the guy. He is basically a background character who helps Tam during the Two Rivers wars against the Trollocs. Mat mentions that he is great with a quarter-staff.
I figured you need someone who is a bit of a smart-ass to play Mat's father. How about Ty Burrell, do you remember him from Dawn of the Dead? He was pretty funny. Again, this is another one that you just have to accept from me.
Padan Fain
The peddler who shows up at the beginning and turns out to be a Darkfriend. Then we learn that things went very wrong for him in life. He ends up becoming something of pure evil. I do not even think he has any loyalty to the Dark One anymore, since he likes to kill Fades for fun.
He has one goal and that is to kill Rand and everyone he loves. He is absolutely insane. He is described as having a big nose and being a pretty ugly fellow. He is tall and lanky (I think). I personally think Adrian Brody should probably play him. Basically because of the nose thing.
Davrim Bashere
Faile's father and another of those great generals. He has not really played a major part so far except to offer Rand advice. I do know that he is described as kind of short, but I did not take that into consideration. I figured since I went with Middle Eastern for Faile, I should probably do so for her father.To be perfectly honest, no one really came to mind. I found this picture of Faran Tahir and figured he could pull the role off, but I am not really all that pleased with it. Maybe someone else has a better suggestion.
Lews Therin Telamon
The original Dragon. The guy that went crazy and broke the world. The most powerful Aes Sedai ever. Remember how when I described some of the Foresaken, they turned to the Dark One out of jealous and because they were tired of playing second fiddle to Lews?
Unfortunately, minus flashbacksWwe are only going to hear his voice in Rand's head most of the time. And at times that voice needs to sound like a completely insane person. So, what actor out there could pull off such an awesome role? What guy is good looking enough to cause guys like George Clooney and Daniel Craig to be pissed off? Is there really a question here? Brad Pitt would knock this one out of the park.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Wheel of Time Casting: The Foresaken
The major bad guys from the books. They strike fear into everyone who encounters them. Unfortunately, since I am not finished with the series, some of them will be tough to cast. Also, some of the Foresaken use a different look when dealing with people, so that will be for a later post, when I am closer to being finished.
Aginor
One of the first we meet. He and Rand battle at the Eye of the World for the saidin inside. Everyone thinks that Rand killed Aginor, but he actually overdosed on the power.
The thing about Aginor is that he was closest to the Seal when it was closed and unfortunately, he kept aging while most of the others stayed young. Also, we learned at one point that he is responsible for the Trollocs. Yes, he used to breed humans and animals, apparently he was a brilliant geneticist when he was an Aes Sedai.
Which actor sounds like he could pull off the role? How about Christopher Lee? He is pretty much the definition of the evil, demented old guy for every movie nowadays.
Balthamel
Aginor's little buddy that joins him at the end of the first book. He suffers the same problem as Aginor, but his tongue is missing. I think he wears a mask because he was so vain. I am guessing he must be pretty damn ugly at this point.
He attacked the Green Man and pretty much killed him, but the Green Man fired back and killed Balthamel with some poisonous mushrooms. That just seems kind of funny to me. Also, can anyone else think of the Green Man without picturing Charlie from It's Always Sunny?
In fact, just for the sake of being funny, how about we have Charlie Day play Balthamel? It would just be a nice twist, the Green Man killing the Green Man. These things make me laugh. Plus, Balthamel would probably be a good amount of make-up anyway.
Lanfear
She plays a major part early in the books. She at first comes to Rand as Selene (as well as to Mat). At some points she seems to be trying to help Rand. She ends up helping him bind Asmodean as Rand's teacher.
She was also working with some of the other Foresaken with a plan to try and turn Rand to the dark side. Unfortunately, her plan never came to fruition because she found out that Rand banged Aviendha. She attacked Egwene and Aviendha, almost killing them, then Moraine tackled her into a doorway ter'angreal, which took them to the same place Mat visited twice and received his gifts. At least I think it was same one. I am guessing they both had been there before and since Mat's little visit, the folks there were probably pissed about people breaking the rules.
Lanfear is described as extremely beautiful (although in her disguise as Selene she must have been super hot). Something tells me that Angelina Jolie is pretty much the actress that everyone has in mind for Lanfear, and I cannot really argue.
Asmodean
My favorite of the Foresaken, since he ends up being Rand's teacher. He tries to attack Rand and then gets his ass kicked and Lanfear binds him so that he can use enough of his power to teach Rand the ways of the power.
The best part about him is the fact that he went to the Dark One because he was a musician who wanted immortality to gain greater fame. Obviously he must be pretty full of himself. I love the way he would play music while explaining things to Rand and act like it was nothing. Such a dick. After awhile though, he kind of grew on me.
I honestly think the perfect actor to play him is none other than the lead singer of Bush: Gavin Rossdale. Dark hair, dark eyes...and has that musician thing down. Perfect. And I have the perfect dickbag from a show I watch to play him when he is the gleeman Jasin Natael...
Rahvin
This is one of the ones who I do not think used a disguise. He basically went to Caemlyn as Lord Gaebril, used his power to seduce Queen Morgase and basically control Andor. Once she broke free of his power, he declared himself king.
Once Rand heard about the queen's death, he went there in a rage and attacked Rahvin. He killed a bunch of people, including Mat, Aviendha, and Asmodean. Luckily Rand used balefire, which caused time to be reverted like Rahvin never existed, therefore those three did not die. Although, someone killed Asmodean moments later, I still do not know who...
Anyways, Rahvin is described as being a very good looking guy. In fact, he is the male version of Lanfear (I honestly debated using Brad Pitt since it would make sense), but I thought about the guy that every woman I know thinks is sexy: George Clooney.
Be'lal
Another one of the guys who pretty much did not take a disguise. He just became the High Lord Samon of Tear and waited for Rand to show up. Once Rand pulled the sword, his goal was to kill Rand and take the sword. Unfortunately, he did not expect Moraine to show up and blast him with balefire. Oops.
Apparently back in the good ol' days, he, Sammael, and Lews brought back the idea of using swords in battle. Before that it must have only been a sport. I am guessing he was a great swordsmen, and therefore must have been in amazing shape.
I have always enjoyed Joseph Fiennes as an actor and I think he has that good voice and look as someone who is ready to get into a sword fight.
Moghedien
The Foresaken who makes the mistake of going up against Nynaeve and Elayne. She pretty much causes them a bunch of trouble, but then she is captured by them in the dream world. What a schmuck.
Her name means some kind of spider and that is how all the other Foresaken describe her. She apparently likes to hide in the shadows and wait to strike. There is one actress who constantly came to mind while reading the books. Helena Bonham Carter. She has done so many roles where she is pale and dressed in black. Hell people tend to forget that she is actually kinda hot.
Graendal
Completely hedonistic. Walks around all the time practically naked, likes to force her servants to pleasure her. Apparently her skill is manipulating the mind.
She is described as almost as beautiful as Lanfear, with very nice boobs. I am not going to lie, I could see plenty of girls with giant boobs, but none strike me as much as porn star Riley Steele. She would have no problem strutting around mostly naked.
Sammael
He and Lews were great friends, they did everything together. He was always the number two to Lews, which after awhile must have grated on his nerves.
After his good pal becomes the leader of the light or something, he has Graendal take him to the Dark One and he swears allegiance.
The thing that I always remember from his description is that he has a square jaw, beard, and striking blue eyes. He also has a scar that Lews gave him. I also think they mention that he is a little shorter than Lews, and Rand as well. This sort of thing just pisses him off.
I kept seeing people mentioning that Lews should be played by Daniel Craig, but in all honesty, I think he is perfect for Sammael. Just look at those cold, blue eyes.
Demandred
Sammael may have jumped ship because he was sick of Lews always being number one, but that drove Demandred towards the dark one a year earlier. He absolutely hates Lews Therin Telamon. He is always number two, even down to being born a day later.
Honestly, there is not much known so far about him. I just get the idea that he is always going to be second fiddle. He called a meeting together and told the other Foresaken that the Dark One commands them to bring about chaos...
I figured since I had James Bond in it, I might as well as use an actor that I really like, yet who once was thought to be the next Bond and even lost the role to Pierce Brosnan. James Purefoy has that look of someone who would just be insanely jealous.
Ishamael
We learn at some point that the one known as Ba'alzamon ended up being Ishamel. Rand defeated him thinking him to be the Dark One. Later he realized this was not the case and it was only Ishamael.
Apparently he is the most powerful of the Foresaken and he was actually the first to go over to the Dark One. Since Rand did not use balefire, I am guessing he will pop back up at some point.
I figure since the majority of the time when we see him it is as Ba'alzamon and his eyes are fire and he has that ominous voice, who better to play him than Hugo Weaving. That guy has such an awesome voice, and be honest, who cannot see him in another movie and not picture him saying "Mr. Anderson!"
The next two have been mentioned a few times, but neither has played a prominent part in the books. So I am just going by the descriptions of them I have found at a few sites. I will not have anything to say about either of them though. So deal with it.
Mesaana
Semirhage
After the jump you can see the pictures from seamassketches.
Aginor
One of the first we meet. He and Rand battle at the Eye of the World for the saidin inside. Everyone thinks that Rand killed Aginor, but he actually overdosed on the power.
The thing about Aginor is that he was closest to the Seal when it was closed and unfortunately, he kept aging while most of the others stayed young. Also, we learned at one point that he is responsible for the Trollocs. Yes, he used to breed humans and animals, apparently he was a brilliant geneticist when he was an Aes Sedai.
Which actor sounds like he could pull off the role? How about Christopher Lee? He is pretty much the definition of the evil, demented old guy for every movie nowadays.
Aginor's little buddy that joins him at the end of the first book. He suffers the same problem as Aginor, but his tongue is missing. I think he wears a mask because he was so vain. I am guessing he must be pretty damn ugly at this point.
He attacked the Green Man and pretty much killed him, but the Green Man fired back and killed Balthamel with some poisonous mushrooms. That just seems kind of funny to me. Also, can anyone else think of the Green Man without picturing Charlie from It's Always Sunny?
In fact, just for the sake of being funny, how about we have Charlie Day play Balthamel? It would just be a nice twist, the Green Man killing the Green Man. These things make me laugh. Plus, Balthamel would probably be a good amount of make-up anyway.
She plays a major part early in the books. She at first comes to Rand as Selene (as well as to Mat). At some points she seems to be trying to help Rand. She ends up helping him bind Asmodean as Rand's teacher.
She was also working with some of the other Foresaken with a plan to try and turn Rand to the dark side. Unfortunately, her plan never came to fruition because she found out that Rand banged Aviendha. She attacked Egwene and Aviendha, almost killing them, then Moraine tackled her into a doorway ter'angreal, which took them to the same place Mat visited twice and received his gifts. At least I think it was same one. I am guessing they both had been there before and since Mat's little visit, the folks there were probably pissed about people breaking the rules.
Lanfear is described as extremely beautiful (although in her disguise as Selene she must have been super hot). Something tells me that Angelina Jolie is pretty much the actress that everyone has in mind for Lanfear, and I cannot really argue.Asmodean
My favorite of the Foresaken, since he ends up being Rand's teacher. He tries to attack Rand and then gets his ass kicked and Lanfear binds him so that he can use enough of his power to teach Rand the ways of the power.
The best part about him is the fact that he went to the Dark One because he was a musician who wanted immortality to gain greater fame. Obviously he must be pretty full of himself. I love the way he would play music while explaining things to Rand and act like it was nothing. Such a dick. After awhile though, he kind of grew on me.
I honestly think the perfect actor to play him is none other than the lead singer of Bush: Gavin Rossdale. Dark hair, dark eyes...and has that musician thing down. Perfect. And I have the perfect dickbag from a show I watch to play him when he is the gleeman Jasin Natael...
This is one of the ones who I do not think used a disguise. He basically went to Caemlyn as Lord Gaebril, used his power to seduce Queen Morgase and basically control Andor. Once she broke free of his power, he declared himself king.
Once Rand heard about the queen's death, he went there in a rage and attacked Rahvin. He killed a bunch of people, including Mat, Aviendha, and Asmodean. Luckily Rand used balefire, which caused time to be reverted like Rahvin never existed, therefore those three did not die. Although, someone killed Asmodean moments later, I still do not know who...
Anyways, Rahvin is described as being a very good looking guy. In fact, he is the male version of Lanfear (I honestly debated using Brad Pitt since it would make sense), but I thought about the guy that every woman I know thinks is sexy: George Clooney.
Be'lal
Another one of the guys who pretty much did not take a disguise. He just became the High Lord Samon of Tear and waited for Rand to show up. Once Rand pulled the sword, his goal was to kill Rand and take the sword. Unfortunately, he did not expect Moraine to show up and blast him with balefire. Oops.Apparently back in the good ol' days, he, Sammael, and Lews brought back the idea of using swords in battle. Before that it must have only been a sport. I am guessing he was a great swordsmen, and therefore must have been in amazing shape.
I have always enjoyed Joseph Fiennes as an actor and I think he has that good voice and look as someone who is ready to get into a sword fight.
Moghedien
The Foresaken who makes the mistake of going up against Nynaeve and Elayne. She pretty much causes them a bunch of trouble, but then she is captured by them in the dream world. What a schmuck.
Her name means some kind of spider and that is how all the other Foresaken describe her. She apparently likes to hide in the shadows and wait to strike. There is one actress who constantly came to mind while reading the books. Helena Bonham Carter. She has done so many roles where she is pale and dressed in black. Hell people tend to forget that she is actually kinda hot.Graendal
Completely hedonistic. Walks around all the time practically naked, likes to force her servants to pleasure her. Apparently her skill is manipulating the mind.
She is described as almost as beautiful as Lanfear, with very nice boobs. I am not going to lie, I could see plenty of girls with giant boobs, but none strike me as much as porn star Riley Steele. She would have no problem strutting around mostly naked.
Sammael
He and Lews were great friends, they did everything together. He was always the number two to Lews, which after awhile must have grated on his nerves.
After his good pal becomes the leader of the light or something, he has Graendal take him to the Dark One and he swears allegiance.The thing that I always remember from his description is that he has a square jaw, beard, and striking blue eyes. He also has a scar that Lews gave him. I also think they mention that he is a little shorter than Lews, and Rand as well. This sort of thing just pisses him off.
I kept seeing people mentioning that Lews should be played by Daniel Craig, but in all honesty, I think he is perfect for Sammael. Just look at those cold, blue eyes.
Demandred
Sammael may have jumped ship because he was sick of Lews always being number one, but that drove Demandred towards the dark one a year earlier. He absolutely hates Lews Therin Telamon. He is always number two, even down to being born a day later.
Honestly, there is not much known so far about him. I just get the idea that he is always going to be second fiddle. He called a meeting together and told the other Foresaken that the Dark One commands them to bring about chaos...
I figured since I had James Bond in it, I might as well as use an actor that I really like, yet who once was thought to be the next Bond and even lost the role to Pierce Brosnan. James Purefoy has that look of someone who would just be insanely jealous.
We learn at some point that the one known as Ba'alzamon ended up being Ishamel. Rand defeated him thinking him to be the Dark One. Later he realized this was not the case and it was only Ishamael.
Apparently he is the most powerful of the Foresaken and he was actually the first to go over to the Dark One. Since Rand did not use balefire, I am guessing he will pop back up at some point.
I figure since the majority of the time when we see him it is as Ba'alzamon and his eyes are fire and he has that ominous voice, who better to play him than Hugo Weaving. That guy has such an awesome voice, and be honest, who cannot see him in another movie and not picture him saying "Mr. Anderson!"
The next two have been mentioned a few times, but neither has played a prominent part in the books. So I am just going by the descriptions of them I have found at a few sites. I will not have anything to say about either of them though. So deal with it.
Mesaana
Semirhage
After the jump you can see the pictures from seamassketches.
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